Can you believe Arsenio's back on the air? -- Johnnie Martinelli, Quincy, Mass.
No one's going to tamper with our water supply while I'm on the job! -- Ed Bonilla, Meriden
I'm staying well-hydrated, just in case. -- Lewis Shilane, Joplin, Mo.
Relax. Let's let cooler heads prevail. -- Michael A. Fishman, Somers
Are you still droning on about that? -- John Rusnock, East Granby
Sorry. Fearmongers hang out by the copy machine. -- Robert W. Armijo, Los Angeles
Frankly, I'm more worried about ex-ballplayers' sons, small planes and pythons! -- Kenneth Beauchemin, Enfield