April 7, 2014
While we finally found something we had in common with Snooki -- fried pickles are, in fact, delicious -- the first 10 minutes of "Jersey Shore" Season 2 that MTV showed at the end of the red-carpet show was ... how to put this ... a giant snooze. To recap: It was cold on the East Coast last winter, the "Shore" housemates decide (totally on their own and without any influence from MTV, we're sure) to reunite in South Florida, and then they drive down there. And drive some more. And keep driving. Oh, and Pauly D and the Situation get stuck in the mud in South Carolina. Whee.
-- Rick Porter, Zap2it