"Last Man Standing" doesn't exactly have us rolling in the aisles every week, but in the "Good Cop, Bad Cop" episode, Nancy Travis' delivery on this was priceless:
Vanessa: "I still can't believe all those horrible things Travis' mother said about my daugthers. She is lucky I wasn't there."
Mike: "There's nothing you would've done that I didn't do."
Vanessa: "I woulda cut her."
It loses something in the translation here, but her deadpan delivery had us laughing for a solid minute.
-- Andrea Reiher, Zap2it