Reality show vet and professional fame monger Heidi Montag has announced that she's rethinking the massive plastic surgery she underwent nine months ago.
The celeb tells http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/2010/08/large-1036-cover.html Life & Style that she regrets her G-cup breast implants, which have made normal life impossible. No, not because everyone is staring at her assets -- because she finds it impossible to cuddle her dogs, wear offf-the-rack clothing, or work out.
Montag is reportedly looking for anew surgeon in South America in the wake of plastic surgeon Frank Ryan's death in a car crash. "I feel trapped in my own body," she told Life & Style. "There's just no fixing it.... Dr. Ryan knows the work he did, he knows everything."
As if this wasn't enough trauma for one surgically enhanced person, Montag is also dealing with that other pain-causing boob that she shackled to her body -- soon-to-be-ex-husbsand Spencer Pratt is reportedly shopping around a sex tape.