0.5 stars (out of four)What we said: "Two things bond Tom Hanks, a national treasure so beloved he could run for office against Santa Claus and win, and Nia Vardalos, by far one of the worst actresses to ever star in a movie. One is that like Hanks’ motion capture-animated character in “The Polar Express,” onscreen Vardalos appears completely dead behind the eyes, chillingly blank as if she’s a wood figure who came to life.
The other is that Hanks (and his wife, Rita Wilson) now has produced not one but two stunningly amateur entries (not including Vardalos’ zero-star atrocity “My Life in Ruins”) in the—hold on, gotta barf—Chicago-set “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” franchise." -- Matt Pais
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