By Ariel Alexovich
6:59 PM EDT, July 21, 2011
Tired of the "Real Housewives"? Sick of watching "Say Yes to the Dress"? Us too. That's why we were stoked—wait, make that horribly frightened, then stoked—to hear about a whole new lineup of reality shows and new, interesting castmembers being added to the old favorites. Here's a peek. ARIEL@TRIBUNE.COM | @MISSARIEL
"Dancing with the Stars"
In order of ridiculosity: Snooki, Mike Tyson, Rob Kardashian, Dina Lohan, Nick Jonas and Christina Milian have all been named as potential contenders next season.
Disaster potential: Tyson bites Snooki's pouf off.
Premieres: Sept. 19
"The Shannen Doherty Project"
The ex-Brenda Walsh is embarking on her third marriage, this time to photographer Kurt Iswarienko. Oh, yeah, and they're bringing TV cameras along.
Disaster potential: The network says the happy couple simultaneously is renovating their home. Did someone say plumbing problems on the Big Day?
Premieres: January 2012
"Top Chef: Just Desserts"
Chicago alert! The Bristol's Amanda Rockman will be one of the pastry chef contestants vying to get their eclairs evaluated by judges. Gail Simmons hosts.
Disaster potential: The kitchen gets uncomfortable after a whipped cream fight.
Premieres: Aug. 24
"Shahs of Sunset"
This show will follow Persian-American friends "unafraid to flaunt their designer clothing, tricked-out cars and boisterous personalities, spending money is no foreign concept to these young socialites."
Disaster potential: Fistfights with Kardashians and "The Hills" stars over prime L.A. dinner reservations.
"Wall $treet Wives"
Thi$ $how $ounds a little redundant in a world where "Mob Wive$" and "The Real Hou$ewive$ of New York City" exi$t$, but OK, $ure.
Disaster potential: What problems do rich ladies have? They'll probably hurl some choice words at each other about, um, weight gain and private school admission.
Premieres: TBD (currently in the casting stage)
Keep an eye on these, too
>> "Heidi Fleiss: Prostitutes to Parrots" (July 31)
>> "Project Runway" Season 9 premiere (July 28)
>> "Fear Factor" reboot (September)
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