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July 13, 2012
--It's big and red, and it's neither a fire extinguisher or Peg Bundy. Probably the next best red thing, after a Ferrari. Oh, and don't let it fall on your cat. And by cat I mean foot.
--What's a book?"
--Okay, forget that "The Simpsons" has been irrelevant for years. Since when is a paper version of an episode guide for any show necessary after the internet made such a thing obsolete? AND FOR ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS?
--And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that, as a trusted TV personality, I could be useful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
--I've found my Christmas present I want!!! Hope Santa is watching.
--I'm just shocked that "The Simpsons" is even still around.
--OK, after Christmas I bet this thing drops in price by a lot.