Know Your Zombies: Zombie Hon

Defining characteristics: Peculiar to Baltimore, where she (it?) is seen as endearing by some of her fellow zombies, an irritant to others; hangs out mostly in Hampden, although has spread throughout the city; subject to some trademark disputes, but that all seems to have been cleared up now. Hair: High hair is a definite advantage -- try to decapitate Zombie Hon with a meat cleaver, and chances are you'll miss her head entirely, hitting only hair. Cat's-eye glasses: Again, these provide a good bit of head protection, in the same way a football helmet absorbs the blows to a running back's head. Thrift-store outfit: Zombies hate spending lots of money on clothes, which suits Zombie Hon just fine.
Alison Cowles, The Baltimore Sun
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