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The Twitter feeds @AngiesRightLeg and @jlosnipple.
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How'd Billy Crystal do his ninth time as Oscars host? One of his first jokes involved saying that "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close" is how old people watch the show. It didn't get much better from there. Side note: Bonus points to whoever can recite a lyric from Crystal's oddly intelligible monologue song.
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Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow's beyond awkward and very confusing "I'm filming a movie right now!" skit. Once again, the comedic stylings of Paltrow fail.
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ABC's downright awful pre-show team. Tim Gunn, how many times can you call a woman "breathtaking" and ask, "What's your secret?"
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Why weren't there more Muppet moments? Giving 20 seconds to an unfunny bit with Kermit and Miss Piggy introducing Cirque du Soleil seemed very shortsighted.
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In character as the Dictator, Sacha Baron Cohen spills "Kim Jong Il's ashes" on E! host Ryan Seacrest. Some called it inappropriate, but we enjoy anything that takes Seacrest down a peg.
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The Best Original Score winner for "The Artist," Ludovic Bource, sort of creeped us out when he said, "And to all of you, please accept me because I've got so much love to give. I've got so much love to give to you."
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The delightfully quirky Emma Stone showed how to effortlessly get a laugh playing off straight-man-for-once Ben Stiller.
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Thank you, Oscars, for letting us know what Grammy-winner Esperanza Spalding is up to. She sang beautifully during the "In Memoriam" segment.
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Christopher Plummer, 82, finally wins an Oscar ¿ and looks dashing doing so.
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Meryl Streep gonna get you drunk, Octavia Spencer!
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Somewhere, Roberto Benigni is smiling about Best Actor winner Jean Dujardin's exuberance.
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Doggie bowtie!
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Hello, I am Angelina Jolie and this is my right leg.
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We have always wondered what a dance interpretation of the crop-duster scene from "North by Northwest" would look like. Thanks for clearing that up.
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Nick Nolte, are you under there?
From Angelina Jolie’s leg to a mediocre Billy Crystal and an awesome Octavia Spencer, b’s Jordan Bartel breaks down the highs and lows of Sunday’s Academy Awards.
