January 9, 2013
The Buckeyes will win the Big Ten (12, 14) because we Mighty Buckeyes will dot the i's on the Hoosiers, Hawkeyes and Illini. The Huskers, Wildcats and Boilermakers--we're for real and they're all fakers. Nittany Lions, Badgers, Gophers? Worth less than pennies in our loafers. Sparty and Lil' Blue won't win, 'cause we never give a bleep about the whole state of Michigan.
Alyssa Ryan, Oak Park