AP photo / Diane Bondareff
October 28, 2005
What: On a voice mail leaked in 2007 by his estranged ex-wife, Kim Basinger, the "30 Rock" star can be heard scolding his daughter, Ireland.
Profanity count: 7
Rage level: 7
Money quote: "You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, OK?"
Mid-rant digression: "When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing, and I go and I make that phone call."
Listen to Baldwin's rant here. (Warning: Explicit language.)