March 31, 2010
Official name: Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch
Parent company: Quaker Oats
Known for: Using "Crunchtasic" powers of the cereal to solve problems.
Family: Sea Dog. Nemesis is Jean LaFoote, the barefoot pirate.
You might not know: Cap'n Cruch's ship is called the Good Ship Guppy. Also, a report released in 2009 by the Rudd Center for Food Policy and Obesity at Yale gave Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries the worst nutritional score of any cereal marketed to kids.