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A real housewife

WHY: Because those "Real Housewives" on Bravo aren't real housewives at all. WHAT YOU NEED: Apron; vacuum cleaner; messed-up hair; mismatched socks (you're so busy you can't even dress yourself!); anything else that says "my life is housework and child-raising" BONUS POINTS: For taking Bravo down a peg while also giving housewives everywhere much-needed exposure. ACCESSORY: Plastic babies at your hipHandout