A real housewife

WHY: Because those "Real Housewives" on <a class="taxInlineTagLink" id="ORCRP0000017163" title="Bravo (tv network)" href="/topic/business/media-industry/television-industry/bravo-%28tv-network%29-ORCRP0000017163.topic">Bravo</a> aren't real housewives at all.
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WHAT YOU NEED: Apron; vacuum cleaner; messed-up hair; mismatched socks (you're so busy you can't even dress yourself!); anything else that says "my life is housework and child-raising"
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BONUS POINTS: For taking Bravo down a peg while also giving housewives everywhere much-needed exposure.
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ACCESSORY: Plastic babies at your hip

( Handout / October 29, 2010 )

WHY: Because those "Real Housewives" on Bravo aren't real housewives at all.

WHAT YOU NEED: Apron; vacuum cleaner; messed-up hair; mismatched socks (you're so busy you can't even dress yourself!); anything else that says "my life is housework and child-raising"

BONUS POINTS: For taking Bravo down a peg while also giving housewives everywhere much-needed exposure.

ACCESSORY: Plastic babies at your hip

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