October 29, 2010
WHY: Because those "Real Housewives" on Bravo aren't real housewives at all.
WHAT YOU NEED: Apron; vacuum cleaner; messed-up hair; mismatched socks (you're so busy you can't even dress yourself!); anything else that says "my life is housework and child-raising"
BONUS POINTS: For taking Bravo down a peg while also giving housewives everywhere much-needed exposure.
ACCESSORY: Plastic babies at your hip