Accidentally spill popcorn on them
( Knight Ridder / April 13, 2015 )
Picture this: You're walking down the steps to your seats, overflowing carton of popcorn in hand, when you spot some obnoxious Yankee fans. You misjudge a step, and accidentally shower them with delicious popcorn. You see, popcorn is much funnier (and easier to clean up) than beer. Sadly, they're about the same price at the ball park. Note: The popcorn shower only works once per fan, per game. The ushers will probably throw you out if they catch you doing it repeatedly.