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"Eat your vegetables, America!" You can almost hear soccer moms across the country cooing their approval. And with so many of those perfectly toned arms, it's easy for Michelle Octo-bama to shove healthy eating down your throat. Or plant a garden. Sure, American children could be a little skinnier, but man, have you tried that new Cheddar Bacon Onion Angus at McDonald's? Mmm!