15. Don't overdose on Affleck

Do not focus solely on Ben Affleck. Yes, Affleck was snubbed for directing "Argo" a fact cemented by him winning every single other directing award for the past month (I think he won the Westminster dog show, too). And while I'm sure cameramen will be itching to capture his reactions (to everything), let's pan to him four times at the most. Another demand: Shave the epic beard. It's the Oscars, Ben.

( Getty / February 19, 2013 )

Do not focus solely on Ben Affleck. Yes, Affleck was snubbed for directing "Argo" a fact cemented by him winning every single other directing award for the past month (I think he won the Westminster dog show, too). And while I'm sure cameramen will be itching to capture his reactions (to everything), let's pan to him four times at the most. Another demand: Shave the epic beard. It's the Oscars, Ben.

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